This is for personal assumption of whether you may or may not be a stoner. but chances are, your more of a stoner than you thought you ever would or could possibly be...
You know you’re a stoner when...
You smoke as soon as you wake up. No matter when you wake up.
You know you’re a stoner when
All your friends call you for weed.
You know you’re a stoner when
Your best friend is your dealer
You know you’re a stoner when
Your whole day/year revolves around smoking weed.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve sat around your house and done literally nothing all day
You know you’re a stoner when
You may have accidentally placed some kind of food that doesn’t belong there in a strange place. (example- dorritos in freezer and milk on top of fridge, etc)
You know you’re a stoner when
Your smoking as you read this
You know you’re a stoner when
You forget something you were just talking about 10 seconds ago.
You know you’re a stoner when
Your diet consists of chef boyardi, mac n cheese, dorritos, brownies, and ice cream on a daily basis.
You know you’re a stoner when
You name all your pipes, bongs, and hookahs.
You know you’re a stoner when
You use your friend’s money to get you some weed on the side for cheaper
You know you’re a stoner when
All you do is think about weed
You know you’re a stoner when
You quote and relate your life to cheech and chong, half baked, or dazed and confused.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve written school papers on the legalization of marijuana
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve smoked from 420 to 420 on 420
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve skipped work or school to celebrate 420 for religious purposes
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve smoked on top of taco bell at 1 in the morning.
You know you’re a stoner when
You figure if a blunt is 5$ and you have 10$ that leaves either 2 blunts or 1 blunt and 5 double cheeseburgers
You know you’re a stoner when
You can buy or get weed within 20 minutes.
You know you’re a stoner when
You plan out your day with ways to get high
You know you’re a stoner when
You get high before going anywhere and at all times
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve smoked where you may or may not have used to work at…
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve smoked bud in the shower
You know you’re a stoner when
You know at least 2 scavengers.
You know you’re a stoner when
You draw pot leaves on anything you wear
You know you’re a stoner when
Life’s answers never seemed so clear at times. Then you forget.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve gone to work or school high
You know you’re a stoner when
You go to your graduation high. Ha!.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve seen Up in Smoke over 200 times
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve gotten high on a family trip
You know you’re a stoner when
Any idiotic random thing cracks you up
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve stunk up your commons with the smell of weed and had your principle wash your sweater for you.
You know you’re a stoner when
You own hemp
You know you’re a stoner when
You can’t remember a lot of shit from high school because of being high. But then you do remember the kid that shat himself in 4th grade. People don’t forget.
You know you’re a stoner when
You find any aspect of doing something easier when high
You know you’re a stoner when
You can’t sleep without weed or some other medication
You know you’re a stoner when
You listen to pink floyd
You know you’re a stoner when
You own scales
You know you’re a stoner when
You listen to led zeppelin
You know you’re a stoner when
Sitting on your ass all day becomes a talent. No. skill.
You know you’re a stoner when
You burn incense
You know you’re a stoner when
You debate marijuana with a teacher, priest, grandmother, or officer of the law. Or all.
You know you’re a stoner when
You scrape your pipes for resin when your out of bud
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve created an AwesOME desert. (example- rice crispy treats with mini snickers and milky ways all over it.
You know you’re a stoner when
Rolling blunts is a profession
You know you’re a stoner when
You may have sold weed at 1 time or the other.
You know you’re a stoner when
Your still smoking as you read this
You know you’re a stoner when
You take bowl breaks, toke time outs, after school smoke sessions, etc type of smoking periods
You know you’re a stoner when
You count down the days to 420
You know you’re a stoner when
Your little brothers or sisters know what a bong is.
You know you’re a stoner when
You flip your house upside down when you lose a lighter
You know you’re a stoner when
Today was also yesterday as well as tomorrow
You know you’re a stoner when
You go half’s on everything when you don’t have the money for it
You know you’re a stoner when
Smoking weed is more common than drinking water
You know you’re a stoner when
You feel more out of it when your not smoking.
You know you’re a stoner when
You get head aches from not smoking
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve spent over 50$ on your glass art piece.
You know you’re a stoner when
You write funny random shit down to laugh at it later
You know you’re a stoner when
You play halo and guitar hero. All.
You know you’re a stoner when
You hot box your car, bathroom, regular room, or any area that will have more smoke than oxygen.
You know you’re a stoner when
You had to light a joint or blunt on the stove
You know you’re a stoner when
You use your feet to grab things or push buttons on the t.v.
You know you’re a stoner when
You use a lamp shade to cover a 6ft tall bong.
You know you’re a stoner when
You keep febreze in your car
You know you’re a stoner when
You can make any bottle, tin foil, spark plug, paper towel roll, or any other devices to smoke out of. MacGyver style
You know you’re a stoner when
Comedy central is your news channel
You know you’re a stoner when
You smell a skunk and think of weed
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve smoked out of an apple
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve tried planting seeds
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve attempted to make brownies or thought about it but were too lazy to try and smoked it instead.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve watched reefer madness
You know you’re a stoner when
You wish you could go back in time, get all the money you’ve spent on weed from the past, collect it, and buy all the weed again at once. Or spend it in Amsterdam.
You know you’re a stoner when
You plan on going to the Cannabis Cup as a judge.
You know you’re a stoner when
You meet up with people just to smoke
You know you’re a stoner when
You plan stoner road trips and sometimes do them. But not often.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve ordered pizza from Mary Jane’s at 2 or 3 in the morning.
You know you’re a stoner when
You smoke out the pizza man.
You know you’re a stoner when
You leave weed as a tip for your waitress.
You know you’re a stoner when
Random people pick you off the street and ask if your looking for bud. Go to Hawaii
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve gotten any animal high. Like a fly high. And my mouse stoney. Rip.
You know you’re a stoner when
You love the outside but don’t go out much.
You know you’re a stoner when
You put weed leaves all over your artwork in art class and get an A.
You know you’re a stoner when
You know over 50 people that smoke weed.
You know you’re a stoner when
You buy the best bud around for 420.
You know you’re a stoner when
You inhale your food faster than a joint
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve ever seriously considered having lost an arm or leg, creating a smokable one.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve talked into the trash can instead of the drive through beside it.
You know you’re a stoner when
You skip the 1st part of the school day with smoking, then show up later around lunch.
You know you’re a stoner when
You can make a Frisbee into a pipe
You know you’re a stoner when
Everything agitates you when you haven’t smoked
You know you’re a stoner when
you say what? A lot.
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve watched other people smoke weed on the internet
You know you’re a stoner when
You smoke every time anyone in any stoner movie smokes
You know you’re a stoner when
People ask you if you smoke and you ask them smoke what?
You know you’re a stoner when
You smoke your vegetables more than you eat them
You know you’re a stoner when
You know everything about pot
You know you are a stoner when...
you smoke listening to Bone Thugs n Harmony.
You know you are a stoner when...
you always have a pair of eye-drops and some sort of cologne with you when you blaze.
You know you are a stoner when...
you use different words to smoke when you are about to smoke. Such as blaze, toke, smoke, etc...
You know you are a stoner when...
you know more then 6 different terms for marijuana.
you know your a stoner when...
You've found yourself on a bench in a park at 2am with 2 mates skinning up a blunt with a mate giving you wind shelter.
You know your a stoner when...
You've found yourself in a forest at 3am taking a detour to smoke your last 2 joints.
You know your a stoner when...
You've listened to Voyage 34 by Porcupine Tree.
You know your a stoner when...
You've woken one of your passed out mates up for another joint.
You know your a stoner when...
You've started assuming that almost every 'sound' person you know smokes or has smoked weed.
You know your a stoner when...
you've tried to use an electric can opener on a pop off ravioli can..
You know you’re a stoner when
You’ve done a majority of this list
You know you’re a stoner when
Your going to smoke more after this list
Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:12 pm by Amisha21
Subject: You know you’re a stoner when... 
